Oh god, fine. Type orly_bloom_lova.livejournal.com (or maybe without the underscores? IDK, IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO) into your browser and see what happens. :#(

LOLOLOL, no, please. Nick, I am so thoroughly spoiled already. Try though I have, there is no hope in filtering spoilers off of Tumblr.

:O Are you saying you would be HOMOSEXUAL WITH THEM?!!?!?!?!?!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo. You need to read it. Or you will surely dieeee.