Bakery porn: "How about you sit on that birthday cake and I get to lick frosting off your pink parts?"

Convent Knotting: omega is on his death bed at the Sisters of Mercy clinic, and the only cure is to be impregnanted.

Backstage panic: Our hero's gotta be onstage in ten minutes for the role of a lifetime and runs to the men's room to jerk off the stress, when Bad Boy who plays the villain in the play corners him in the stall for something even more