Goddamit

[tebtosca]

So that terrible wench cherie_morte has now managed to convince me that twink!Jensen was likely a SERIAL KILLER in his youth and now I can't unsee this when I look at the old gifs.

I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM:



I mean, this bitch has evol intent in those plump pink lips












And possibly the most terrifying gif of all:



Goddamit.



Okay homo_pink, you know what to do.

Comments

[ephermeralk.livejournal.com]

hahah. This is all clearly true.

also: is that bigfoot stepping in front of Jensen in the first gif??

*sits patiently biting her nails for the fic to arrive*

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

is that bigfoot stepping in front of Jensen in the first gif??

OMG, we are seeing the moment that serial killer twink!Jensen first met Jared! <3

[ephermeralk.livejournal.com]

Bigfoot tames serial-killer twink!Jensen who now kills for him??

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

I actually prompted something vaguely like this for spn_j2_xmas lol!

[ephermeralk.livejournal.com]

I 100% hope your gifter writes you that. Best prompt EVER.

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

Okay, but you keep talking about this as if it's something I invented. Sorry I pointed out the truth. Sorry we've all been too frightened and aroused to say anything all these years!!

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

you have ruined my life

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

R-U-I-N-E-D is a really weird way to spell "enhanced." You could just say thank you.

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

[deirdre-c.livejournal.com]

You know who is the MOST frightened and aroused, right?

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

ALL I WANT IS BABY HOOKER!JARED BEING SO SO TURNED ON BY WHAT JENSEN DOES TO HIM AND BEING LIKE 'WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO I LIKE THIS???'

AM I ASKING FOR SO VERY MUCH I DON'T THINK I AM?????????????

[angels3.livejournal.com]

Ok that first one has some serious "I will cut you bitch " vibes going through it. He's definitely got a blade somewhere.

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

RIGHT?? He's one dangerous twink

[blackrabbit42.livejournal.com]

OK... does homo_pink have any offers out at fan auctions? We can start a bidding war.

cherie_morte, ruining enhancing lives since March, 2004.

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

You won't believe me, but I was mostly innocent up until, say...2009. Then I watched Supernatural. It's been a slippery slope since then, but I am just a victim, like the rest of you. My life was taken from me by corrupting forces like JC.

[stripytights.livejournal.com]

I both see it, and am weirdly into it :(

I'm most creeped out by the weird zoomy one with F.T. in the corner. It looks more than a little bit threatening.

[homo-pink.livejournal.com]

i truly agree with the entirety of this theory, hardwired into my brain.

[maguie.livejournal.com]

the guy in the first GIF is not Jensen

is Jensen's evil twin!

[apocalipskiss.livejournal.com]

The fourth gif! OMG!

[lookbookstoreco.livejournal.com]

I totally agree on this theory! Great job mate.

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

That's why his Ben was so freakily good in Dark Angel - Jensen was merely channelling his inner serial killer.

[eviljellybean88.livejournal.com]

serial killer twink!jensen is giving me life and i'm living for it right now! XD

[your-byron.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. In the first one i see a bit American Psycho.

[winsangel.livejournal.com]

The twinkle in his eye... "I'll kill you in your sleep if you mess with Jared" look.

[meus_venator]

I had been thinking young mob boss (yellow tie/black suit)…. but now…..
The third image down looks like he's in a line up for a 'Most Wanted' photo!

[cassiopeia7.livejournal.com]

IDK, Jensen has always had a bit of serial-killer vibe to him -- and he definitely looks like he's about to shank someone in that first gif.

Oooh, imagine Jensen in American Psycho . . . .

[qafaddiction.livejournal.com]

If you haven't already, you need to check this out:

http://tebtosca.livejournal.com/38009.html

[cassiopeia7.livejournal.com]

OOOOH! Just started reading this, and by the name of all that's unholy, how did I miss this??

Thank you, O glorious person, for showing me the light! \o/

[qafaddiction.livejournal.com]

You are welcome! It's totally disturbing and creepy but... well, yeah. It's kind of awesome.

[qafaddiction.livejournal.com]

As others have mentioned, my first thought was your fic Carve! It took me a while to get over that one, dammit but obviously someone is determined to not let it go. fuuuuuuuuu

I need to go read that again and check out ldyghst's amazing website.