This is so wonderful that I had to read the story, whereupon I fell off my chair laughing and now my coworkers think I'm a CLUTZY moron (as opposed to just a moron ;) I laughed even harder when I read the first few comments and found the guy complaining about "this kind of thing" being on his LJ feed. I thought it was a joke at first! Good grief!!

Anyway, I know I'm late to the party, as usual, but thanks for that funny, funny hot story!