Okay so, I will admit that I haven't actually seen the whole movie - I mean, all I've got to know is that he's a ~suave serial killer right? XD But I cackled throughout this, in a good way! Your Dean Smith serial killer voice in this is fucking awesome - the casualty with how he kills people and his first thought is "damn, I need to get a pedicure" is win. Well. You know what I mean! Actually, I could get a good feel for Alastair in Dean, if that makes sense. Like, if Dean hadn't been pulled out of hell, he'd be pretty damn close to this! And that's a pretty creepy thought (Deeeeeeeean). You still kept that Smith edge to him with all of the personal hygiene references (I loled every time)

AND ALASTAIR AT THE END :DDDDDDDDDDDD HE IS ALASTAIR'S PERFECT ANIMAL

ALASTAIR'S BOY

ALASTAIIIIIIIR

I will also admit that Dean Smith is my ickle woobie and I love him tied up with his own suspenders, so him tying up that girl ("Tonight your name is Jo" EVEN DEAN SMITH CAN'T AVOID THE INCEST) was extra fucked up.

I set my alarm and sleep without dreams for the first time in the forty years I can’t bring myself to remember or forget.

:DDDDDDDDDDD EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I loved this a lot. A LOT. DO I GET A SEQUEL WITH DEAN SMITH/ALASTAIR?