I once wrote a fic where JDM did Justin Hartley and they were both cops and Rosie was a trans* entertainer who was doing kinky things with Katherine Heigl, and Jensen was JDM's WARD

WHAT IS THIS MAGIC? That's even better than when I wrote about Chad Michael Murray getting stoned on Ben Edlund's bad weed and hallucinating Jensen was Barbarella, Dawn Ostroff was a T-Rex, and JDM had a vagina.

(what kind of ice cream, because details are important)