[59] 9.9 icons & reaction

[tebtosca]

Welp.



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And some thoughts. LOLCANON.



-We all agreed last week that (with a few exceptions) the writing is horrible this season
-LOL this
-But no one is as aggressively terrible as Bob Singer's Wife and Her Parasitic Twin Whatshisface
-Anyway!
-Glad we got a final glimpse of Hobo Steve. We hardly knew ya, bro
-Wouldn't it have been much more interesting if the blonde chick was Malachi
-Although Malachi does fit The Year of the Hobo
-Of course the angel battle is led by a white guy and another white guy
-My boyfriend says it's because black people are too smart to say yes to these shitty angels in a post-Uriel world
-Gravitas, bitches
-Meanwhile, Bob Singer's Wife pushes up her glasses: "BOB, WHAT'S A GRAVITAS?"
-"Would I lie?"
-The subtlety in which they are writing Dean this year is astounding
-Did anyone else want Sam to just open the car door mid-drive and roll somewhere far away from Dean?
-We all agree that Zeke was listening in on the incest, right?
-I mean, I would if I were a shady angel noncon possessing the beefcaked man-vessel that is Jared Padalecki
-Off to the dead extras from Sons of Anarchy
-Hobo Steve must have gotten a raise because that suit was fitting Cas quite nicely
-Can anyone keep the new angel factions straight?
-I miss Zachariah
-Cas and his beer is back verging on WUT IZ EGGS? territory
-And back to his "let me make a sandwich to try and get someone, anyone to love me" phase
-I miss snarky Hobo Steve
-Who was rightfully pissed off
-But because I'm a bitch, I did LOL @ his "love meeeeee" face while Dean was like "BUT SAM THO"
-The usual
-Did Dean actually tell Cas about the possession?
-Zeke not being Zeke isn't much of a shocker.
-That was telegraphed since Day One when none of the other angels recognized him
-Gadreel is an interesting character in Biblical lore
-The serpent in the Garden of Eden, the one who introduced the weapons of war to mankind
-Basically one of Lucifer's generals in the original rebellion
-I really hope they aren't really going to turn him into a dumb security guard that got duped and took the rap
-But this is SPN, so of course they are going to waste all the delicious potential
-I mean, not like SAM WINCHESTER has any connection to LUCIFER, amirite?
-But if Gadreel is the Serpent then Dean is Eve
-And now I need art of Dean with his bowlegs wearing a leaf eating an apple seductively
-If God had a prison in Heaven, why the Cage?
-LOLADAM
-Also, Gadreel is in the Book of Enoch and Enoch is the son of Jared
-It's a sign!
-Meanwhile Bob Singer's Wife pushes up her glasses: "BOB, WHAT'S A JARED?"
-If Metatron is on Earth, then can they call a cab and sneak into heaven through a giant (plot)hole?
-Him and Gad!Sam in the same spot that Crowley got his first Old White Man macking on was uncomfortable
-Just for my own mental health
-They'll call me X -- See, Metatron wishes he had a black vessel
-Didn't Cas pray in the flopping fish episode in S6?
-Maybe they just wanted Misha to do a little Hobo Yoga
-Please no close-ups
-Kat pointed out that you can tell his age by the rings in his lips
-And you wonder why she and I are friends!
-But really though, couldn't Cas have healed Jimmy's hydration problem years ago?
-I think Sam stopped being Sam after the Metatron meeting
-Otherwise you would hope that he'd be suspicious of hours long beer runs
-That Dean didn't seem to notice because LOL
-I just want Kevin to run away
-Run, little man, escape!
-Back to Mr. Fizzles!
-Another woman fridged for emo man pain-- must be Tuesday!
-Cas is always being duped
-Trenchcoat, dehydration, and being duped --Castiel's main character traits
-His hair looks fabulous while being tortured though
-So you can just eat an angel's grace without taking any of his personality?
-Someone should have told Anna that in S4 while she was looking for that damn grace tree
-Meanwhile, Bob Singer's Wife pushes up her glasses: "BOB, WHAT'S A GRACE TREE?"
-Cas looked really good dirty in the phone booth
-Pause in this recap to check if I have a fever
-I really thought the first name on the hit list was going to be "All the Microwave Burritos in the Gas'n'Sip"
-Dean's face when Gad said "Sam's not here" was the same face Hobo Steve made after his 7th burrito of the night
-So now we know that the manipulative "you're family" speech in 9.2 to Kevin was just to setup this episode
-Because ~family is the thematic heart of this show and you need to be one of them in order for your death to "matter"
-I admit I was waiting for Dean to tenderly cradle Kevin's face
-Although I will settle for the Single Manly Tear
-Even if Jensen seemed to squeeze that one out like his life was depending on it
-Almost didn't make it past the rim of the emerald orbs
-Is it wrong that I want Dean to run away with Abaddon and grow a beard and cry all the time?
-Because Dean Winchester, ya done fucked up now!
-Of course the preview tells me we are right back to "DO ANYTHING TO SAVE SAM"
-AKA The Show
-Meanwhile, Bob Singer's Wife pushes up her glasses: "BOB, WHAT'S A SAM?"
-Glad to see that the S.S. White Dick is sailing on
-Hopefully they'll think outside the box and the next prophet will be a nebbish white guy
-Of course, I can't be bothered by any deaths as this point
-My box of infinite sadness is full up with Rufus Motherfucking Turner
-Dean could die in a tragic dick-sucking accident and my only reaction would be making a lot more icons than usual
-I am so zen right now, guys. Give me all your LOLCANON. Let me eat it.
-I'll be over in the corner like this: