Holy fucking crap, this was GREAT. I generally steer away from RPF, but this was so amazing I had to keep reading. (For the record, I love Michael Rosenbaum and his glossy head of baldness.) I can't even begin to quote favorite lines but of course BEN EDLUND would give them crazy-making drugs! I knew about 80% of the characters. Although I have no idea who Chad Michael Murray is.

“Dude,” Chad Michael Murray (three names bitches, recognize!) announces his presence, flipping over the top of the couch and landing almost on Mike Rosenbaum’s (two names, bald and lame) lap.

BWAHAAHAAAHAA!