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[tebtosca]

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On twitter, I pitched my version of the New and Improved HEALTHY Supernatural...


We open with Sam going off to do whatever it is he does, trip over a cat in the street, enjoy. Maybe he opens a yoga studio, maybe he becomes a pea farmer, we don't know, it's a mystery.

While Sam is possibly pea farming, a liquored-up and ginger-bearded Dean goes on a kamikaze mission against Abaddon, gets himself killed, and ends up in Heaven, where he accidentally meets up with...JOHN! What follows is much shenanigans, including the possibility of appropriately bearded and not-at-all-toxic (shut up) proper incest fic. And think of all the people we will meet! Rufus! Bobby! The Harvelles! Kevin! All the drunks at the Roadhouse! All the other black men and women who have been fridged! Can you even imagine how much Dean/Jess will come out of this equation, I mean amirite, people?

Meanwhile, since the show spent it's entire budget on JDM's salary (Jensen helps out by cashing in JJ's college fund and renting out his yacht on weekends), Jared and Misha move over to star in the CW's new Virgin Mary Telenovela pilot (because nothing says "hard-working, religious young Latina" like Misha Collins!)

Conclusion: I become the only best Dean/Jess/John writer in fandom and MISHALECKI becomes a CWRPF powerhouse ship with it's own bigbang

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Comments

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

Obviously Baby is in heaven waiting for Dean..I mean, duh!! And they can meet up with John's Truck of Masculinity

[cassiopeia7.livejournal.com]

Would Baby and John's truck get it on, do you think? Would Dean be upset? Would that be carcest?

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

I ship it. I ship it so hard.

[cassiopeia7.livejournal.com]

LOL, oh . . . dear!