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[Poll #1956597]

Comments

[counteragent.livejournal.com]

mind melds always win. (although tentacles close second).

telekinesis tentacles for the win! cake and eating!

[saltandburnboys.livejournal.com]

This is honestly the weirdest poll I've ever taken part in! Awesome! :-D

xx

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

THIS ALL SEEMS TO BE IN ORDER TO ME.

[thursdaysisters.livejournal.com]

Mouth-cock (http://www.examiner.com/article/new-penis-like-organ-discovered-mouth-of-bowhead-whale)

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

I like your compromise! :D

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

By weird you mean best ever, right? :P

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

I suspected that you would agree with the entirety of this poll

*nods*

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

YES, THIS. VERY GOOD.

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

I am a pretty suspicious character.

[e-contra.livejournal.com]

how can you forget the self-lubricating arsehole? :P

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

+5

[alycat.livejournal.com]

I vote for tentacles because...unf. But can't it be combined with mind-meld?

[saltandburnboys.livejournal.com]

Of course! :-D

I can't wait to see the fic that comes out of this one... ;-).

xx

[saltandburnboys.livejournal.com]

THIS ^^^^

I was so torn...lol...

[sara-lakali.livejournal.com]

All of the above and more. Shapeshifting ability, the ability to know exactly what your partner wants and how, instant self-cloning, vibrating sex organs, the list is practically endless.

[counteragent.livejournal.com]

It can! telekinesis tentacles!

[ldyghst.livejournal.com]

Bifurcated tentacle tongue?

[thursdaysisters.livejournal.com]

Also a hand mouth (http://www.darkfiber.com/eyeinhand/VHD_BL-01_b.jpg)

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

glitter.

[ephermeralk.livejournal.com]

How about mind-pleasure melding through the use of tentacles?

[fiercelynormal.livejournal.com]

Gelatinous insides that pulsate and light up according to mood.

What?!

[bertee.livejournal.com]

mini butt black hole!

(people would definitely pay cold hard space money to put their dick in a black hole for a while.)

also:
- shapeshifting
- ribbed dick and/or ass
- vibrating genitals
- Jensen's face

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

well that should go without saying!

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

If you insist

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

vibrating sex organs

Well, now!

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

This seems like a good compromise

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

Always good!

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

This seems like the logical next step!

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

I hate to kinkshame, but that's disgusting.

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

This whole comment is why your brain is a treasure.

[fiercelynormal.livejournal.com]

*hides gelatinous glowy parts and runs away crying*

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

...then again, depending on who the alien courtesan is, it might be fitting....

[ldyghst.livejournal.com]

The things you find on the internet.

[morrezela.livejournal.com]

Dual penis!

[fiercelynormal.livejournal.com]

That's the spirit!

[ldyghst.livejournal.com]

[fiercelynormal.livejournal.com]

*chokes* lmao. JC, this!

[lemanya.livejournal.com]

As much as I love fictional tentacles, mind meld is new and shiny and fascintating

[alycat.livejournal.com]

Of course I insist :-D

[ex1led-nyer.livejournal.com]

I realize I missed this when you posted a couple of weeks ago, but I couldn't resist this poll. Alien pleasure mind-meld. Can't get better than that.