tebtosca: (J2 mpreg)
tebtosca ([personal profile] tebtosca) wrote2013-03-11 01:53 pm
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FIC: Me and My Baby (Jared/Jensen PG)

Title: Me and My Baby
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Word Count: 276
Warning: Mpreg schmoop, yo!

Summary: Baby makes three

Author's Notes: I wasn't going to start my fic-a-day week like this, but I couldn't resist after these pics made the rounds. I mean, c'mon! Porn will have to wait until tomorrow :P




“Let me touch it.”

“No.”

“Just one finger. Maybe two.”

“I’ll cut them off.”

“I’ll rub your feet afterwards.”

“I hate getting my feet rubbed.”

“That’s because you’re ticklish. And you giggle. Like an adorable giggle machine.”

“Say ‘giggle machine’ one more time so I can castrate you with my teeth and save us both from this problem in the future.”

“You wanna touch my balls with your mouth. Say it!”

“Your balls suck.”

“You wanna suck my balls!”

“If I let you touch it, will you stop saying the word ‘balls’?”

“Maybe?”

“Then you can’t touch it.”

“Then definitely. No more balls.”

“You said it again.”

“Sorry.”

Jensen looks down at where Jared is kneeling before him, looking as contrite as Sadie did after she stole an entire roast chicken and hid under their bed with it for three hours.

“Fine, touch it,” Jensen says with his most dramatic sigh, pulling his shirt up over his gigantic eight-months-pregnant belly.

Jared makes a ridiculous cooing noise and stares at the stretched flesh like it holds the secret to life. Well, technically it kind of does.

“I’m fat,” Jensen insists, but he smiles down at Jared when Jared looks up at him and scowls.

“Stop ruining my moment with my beautiful daughter, Aurora Cinderella Mulan Padalecki-Ackles.”

“That sounds like a Disney store vomited all over our child.”

Jared’s hands press lightly against the skin of Jensen’s belly, cradling their little girl. Jensen shivers, every time.

Jared leans over and kisses right above the distended belly button, and rubs the scruff of his cheek lightly against the curve.

“I love you, Jen.”

“I love you, too, you dork.”

[identity profile] bluespirit-star.livejournal.com 2013-03-11 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Eeeee!
This is beyond adorable!
♥ ♥ ♥

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Hee, thanks! <3

[identity profile] dugindeep.livejournal.com 2013-03-11 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Baaaaaaaaaanter, baby <3

[identity profile] aythia.livejournal.com 2013-03-11 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, that name sure would be a mouthful :P And awwww! Like I said on Twitter, it had to be done!

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
I couldn't resist! <3

[identity profile] equally-dour.livejournal.com 2013-03-11 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
♥____♥

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Hee <3

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
UNF, dance Jensen daaaaance!

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
*smooch*

<3

[identity profile] lifeonvenus1.livejournal.com 2013-03-11 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww, I love me some grumpy Jensen and relentless goofball Jared!

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Me, too! My fave kind of boys <3

[identity profile] yohkobennington.livejournal.com 2013-03-11 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I love them. They provide so much wood to our fire, it's amazing.

And now there is a fic because of that moment. You are awesome.


ps; srsly I love these too.

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, I couldn't resist <3
snickfic: pink seahorse!girl nuzzling pregnant green seahorse!boy (mpreg)

[personal profile] snickfic 2013-03-11 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwww. Mpreg schmoop is irresistible. :D

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
There was no way not to write it lol

<3
ext_57687: (♥ actor | j2 babymakers!)

[identity profile] big-heart-june.livejournal.com 2013-03-11 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
*HEARTS FOR EYES* THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PERFECT!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Edited 2013-03-11 19:54 (UTC)

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
PERFECT BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS <33

[identity profile] klutzy-girl.livejournal.com 2013-03-11 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I'm so glad someone ran with those pictures! I was hoping for a fic, so yay! I loved this. So cute!

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! I couldn't resist <3

[identity profile] cindyls1969.livejournal.com 2013-03-11 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I laughed out loud when I saw these and my eleven year old needed to know what made me laugh. I explained it to her, without the balls part, and she giggled her head off.

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Haha laughing is good stuff! <3

[identity profile] 2people2.livejournal.com 2013-03-11 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww that was adorable!

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks much! <3

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! <3

[identity profile] sazzy-angel.livejournal.com 2013-03-11 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwwwww so cute thank you :)

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Thank YOU for reading <3

[identity profile] qafaddiction.livejournal.com 2013-03-11 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I saw those pics and immediately thought "MPREG" LOL. These two with a baby... too much to handle.

Is there video yet?

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, too hard to resist. I'm sure they have all the vids on [livejournal.com profile] all_spn

[identity profile] firesign10.livejournal.com 2013-03-11 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww!!!! *is ded from cute schmoopiness*

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Nice icon! :P

<3

[identity profile] strive2bhappy.livejournal.com 2013-03-11 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
oh good night, this is dearer than dear.

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
hee, thank you! <3
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[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Beautiful babies, no doubt! <3

[identity profile] peepingdru.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
AURORA??????.....u have made my day...x0x00x0x0x0

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, she's a pretty princess

[identity profile] morrezela.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Haha! Poor Jared. It isn't his fault that their daughter is a princess and her other-daddy is a grump!

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
LOL silly Jensen doesn't understand that Jared has needs! :D

[identity profile] stir-of-echoes.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Those pics were just waiting for this to be written :)

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
haha, I couldn't resist! Someone had to do it :P

[identity profile] cillab42.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Once I saw those pictures I knew this was going to happen. This was too cute, thanks for sharing.

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
It was inevitable haha <3

[identity profile] blackrabbit42.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
I lurv it when Jared calls him "Jen". So cute.

:)

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Me, too! Makes me warm and fuzzy <3

[identity profile] aerynsun5.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
♥♥♥

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2013-03-12 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
<33

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