Yes, but I think Matt is just jealous because he always saw Ben as more of the Robin to HIS batman. Guess he's gonna have to roll over and take it for a change.
;) SRS How can I enable that fic because I would read it. Don't try and distract me with cleavage! I will bribe you with thingssssssss
I once wrote a fic where JDM did Justin Hartley and they were both cops and Rosie was a trans* entertainer who was doing kinky things with Katherine Heigl, and Jensen was JDM's WARD. Uh, the point is, though, that the Jeff/Justin stuff? SCORCHING. I'm telling you. WRITE IT. JDM is like magic.
DO IIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT. I will make you something. Or send you ice cream FedEx, how about that.
I once wrote a fic where JDM did Justin Hartley and they were both cops and Rosie was a trans* entertainer who was doing kinky things with Katherine Heigl, and Jensen was JDM's WARD
WHAT IS THIS MAGIC? That's even better than when I wrote about Chad Michael Murray getting stoned on Ben Edlund's bad weed and hallucinating Jensen was Barbarella, Dawn Ostroff was a T-Rex, and JDM had a vagina.
(what kind of ice cream, because details are important)
You have a choice between this one one and this one. All of the other ones melt too fast.
I dunno, I kind of liked that CMM fic. I kind of think it was made of magical fairy sprinkles and unicorn farts. But it was epic, and I miss it. I was co-writing it and it never got finished. But it was DIRTY. Jensen had such a boner for JDM but he couldn't do anything about it because you know, proxy father figure and Jensen came from a broken home, where his folks were in jail and JDM was the cop who rescued him when he was little, and coaxed him out from the closet and petted him and shushed him and then Jensen felt safe and now he is a grown up and he and CK fuck in JDM's bed and get caught and JDM flies into a hyperprotective rage and beats the hell out of CK. lol and then he gets shot investigating a drug cartel in Juarez. Yeah, it's gotta be like 50k at this point at least. Sigh.
Oh I have to go with the first one, for waffle cone and Colbert reasons.
Will you be confused if I tell you that the CMM was my favorite thing I've written? Even though only you and about 3 other people read it and it was ridiculous and Clif the bodyguard was Jabba the Hutt? Because IT TOTALLY IS MY FAVORITE.
Oh dear. I mean, why is all 50K words of this fic of yours not imprinted on my brain already? Because:
a) I am always down for CK getting the hell beat out of him b) Viva la drug cartels! c) Jensen boners d) JDM "petting" and "shushing" said boner, I mean Jensen
I can see why it's your favorite, man, it's brilliant. This is one of those occasions where the internet inexplicably fails. It's rare, but it happens. It's okay though, because you are simply too avant garde for them. That's right: we'll be all like, we were down for Clif the Hutt back when you were still giffing my little ponies.
lol um, if you really want to torture yourself and/or are that bored, I can send you the link. I think I still know where it is. Man, I really miss Rosie in that one, too. I might wanna re-read it actually.
If I had a gif library I would insert the appropriately excited one right here. Or maybe the one where Jensen says, "daddy please." Instead I will just give you hooray arms. \o/
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I once wrote a fic where JDM did Justin Hartley and they were both cops and Rosie was a trans* entertainer who was doing kinky things with Katherine Heigl, and Jensen was JDM's WARD. Uh, the point is, though, that the Jeff/Justin stuff? SCORCHING. I'm telling you. WRITE IT. JDM is like magic.
DO IIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT. I will make you something. Or send you ice cream FedEx, how about that.
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WHAT IS THIS MAGIC? That's even better than when I wrote about Chad Michael Murray getting stoned on Ben Edlund's bad weed and hallucinating Jensen was Barbarella, Dawn Ostroff was a T-Rex, and JDM had a vagina.
(what kind of ice cream, because details are important)
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I dunno, I kind of liked that CMM fic. I kind of think it was made of magical fairy sprinkles and unicorn farts. But it was epic, and I miss it. I was co-writing it and it never got finished. But it was DIRTY. Jensen had such a boner for JDM but he couldn't do anything about it because you know, proxy father figure and Jensen came from a broken home, where his folks were in jail and JDM was the cop who rescued him when he was little, and coaxed him out from the closet and petted him and shushed him and then Jensen felt safe and now he is a grown up and he and CK fuck in JDM's bed and get caught and JDM flies into a hyperprotective rage and beats the hell out of CK. lol and then he gets shot investigating a drug cartel in Juarez. Yeah, it's gotta be like 50k at this point at least. Sigh.
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Will you be confused if I tell you that the CMM was my favorite thing I've written? Even though only you and about 3 other people read it and it was ridiculous and Clif the bodyguard was Jabba the Hutt? Because IT TOTALLY IS MY FAVORITE.
Oh dear. I mean, why is all 50K words of this fic of yours not imprinted on my brain already? Because:
a) I am always down for CK getting the hell beat out of him
b) Viva la drug cartels!
c) Jensen boners
d) JDM "petting" and "shushing" said boner, I mean Jensen
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lol um, if you really want to torture yourself and/or are that bored, I can send you the link. I think I still know where it is. Man, I really miss Rosie in that one, too. I might wanna re-read it actually.
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LOL dude, send it. There will always be masochistic moments of boredom that need Jensen's boners to fill it
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