[SPN 9.5] Pedo Dog Part Trois: DOODLE IS REAL

[tebtosca]

Oh you know I had to do something.





As anyone who ever followed my recaps knows, I have a special place in my groin for Adam Glass' greatest creation and the most traumatic thing my boyfriend ever experienced while watching a television show not named Smallville--

PEDO DOG!



But even before that, SPN has had a rather special relationship with the boys and their dog companions.

From Sammy's first kiss:



To Dean's Yorkie appreciation:



I mean, it's adorable, right??



....um, most of the time?



Oh. Welp.



And just when you thought it couldn't get worse better than Pedo Dog Part Deux: This Show is a Racist Fuckfest, we get SEASON NEIN, ladies and gay dogs!



Because really tho.



Pedo Dog--thoughts?



Oh, don't pretend that you haven't done this before.



Exactly.



Lets get down to the true heart of the episode.



Methinks the lady doth protest too much.



In conclusion: Robo!Sam would have played fetch with you, Doggie Dean



And ain't that a damn shame we're missing it.



Banished Dog Hobostiel for your time:




Gifs by my erotically co-dependent soulmate fiercelynormal. ICONS UP TOMORROW!

Comments

[expectative.livejournal.com]

What is really bugging me is what the fuck could possibly be traumatic for your boyfriend in fuxking Smallville? lol

Also, my internet hates me and I can't see the pics D:

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

LOL the existence of Smallville traumatized him, since he couldn't let himself stop watching because he would have "wasted ten years of his life"

[(Anonymous)]

I think you have pretty big misunderstanding on the definition of the pedo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

It's an old in-joke from my recaps. Guess ya had to be there, nonnie!

[(Anonymous)]

Don't bother. I told her she was a retard last week, and she didn't listen.

[laisserais]

oh man, I was all excited and I followed the link and there were NO PEDOPHILES IN IT why are you teasing us nonnie

[pinkwithoutplot.livejournal.com]

I just watched it, and I LOLed. I mean, WTAF?! Jensen was surprisingly good at giving a poodle the glad eye.

And I must say I'm relieved all this 'queer-baiting' has finally stopped. Sam/Yorkshire terrier 4 lyfe <3

In other news - I am reeeeeeeeeally sad there was no brotherly face-licking. But there was face touching and fingers in hair. I'm pretty low-maintenance.

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

You know what? It was probably my favorite episode this season! I mean, every single episode this season is terrible, so the fact that Jensen's Face was in tight close-up and there were no angels involved and there will surely be lots of puppyplay prompts at the kinkmeme is all enough for me to enjoy it lol.

[ephermeralk.livejournal.com]

I definitely shouted excitedly at my screen "LICK HIS FACE" last night. And then was promptly disappointed.

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

I think face lickage would have made the whole season tolerable

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

I would have licked your face, Sam!

Damn, I wanted to see that happen. It would have been hysterical. And birthed a thousand gifs

[girlguidejones.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thanks for going there. \o/

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

It had to be done! <3

[counteragent.livejournal.com]

YAY!!!

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

DOODLE.

[eviljellybean88.livejournal.com]

get me a notebook and some pens, i'm gonna doodle all day long XD

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

I'll doodle you, baby!

[fiercelynormal.livejournal.com]

#Doodle-4-lyfe!! ILU bb lol.

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

Felt good using your gifs again, sweet cheeks!

[morrezela.livejournal.com]

Dean and his nipple fascination. Just because she had eight of them...*shakes head*

(I'm reminded now of what a waste that actress was in last year's race fail episode. She's so pretty.)

Also - Dean likes it when Sam rubs his belly too!! :)

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

I like the term "nipple fascination"....it would make a good band name, no?

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

But I felt so bad for Banished Dog Hobostiel, I haven't been able to watch that ep since. Is that where the second 'Colonel' gif is from?

ETA: What I meant to say was: BWAAHAAHAAAHAA!

And I've always wondered if people who own really big dogs that sleep in the bed with them have sex.

[ephermeralk.livejournal.com]

For factual purposes only: you legitimately cannot fit 2 normal sized people and my 140lb dog on the bed at the same time. He gets unceremoniously kicked to his floor bed, much to his dismay.

[thursdaysisters.livejournal.com]

Oh lord I want Soulless!Sam Attack Dog!Dean leashfic now.

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

Damn, you are really trying to get me to write wincest again, aren't you??

[gingersnap1224.livejournal.com]

Bwwaaaahhaahhha! I can always count on you to go there.

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

Someone has to do it :P

[runedgirl.livejournal.com]

This episode was made for you, bb :) Doodle, bwahahaha!

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

Teehee. You knew I couldn't resist doing a baby gif-filled minicap when Pedo Dog was involved!

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

OMG I WENT BACK AND FOUND THE ORIGINAL PEDO DOG AND I FUCKING LOVE YOU TO DEATH! I LAUGHED SO HURT MY STOMACH HURTS, I SWEAR TO GOD! The whole recap had me in stitches, it was great. And it's soooooo creepy! >The ending still hurts, though, when Hobostiel dog goes off to commit suicide. What can I say:



Fletcher doesn't think any of this is funny. He thinks it's "dog-shaming."

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

Haha, the night that episode aired was SO traumatic for my poor boyfriend. He was already like "What is happening to my SHOW??!" and that was back in S6. He's completely numb at this point.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww BABY!! So freaking cute. This is my old lady:

[laisserais]

thanks for forcing me to relive my trauma, tebtosca. I'd managed to finally COMPLETELY FORGET SEASON SIX.

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

Don't pretend you don't love it

[maguie.livejournal.com]

hahaha thanks for your recap :)



Glad this time Dean broke the rule, "no dogs in the car"

when I was watching the episode I didn't understand what Dean say when he said "ruh roh" ,, or my brain tried not to... so thanks for the caption....

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

LOL the writers don't remember the rules, bb!

[cordelia-gray.livejournal.com]

I thought Cas/Crowley would be the breakout ship of S9, but no: DOODLE. /o\

WTF IS HAPPENING TO THIS SHOW?

Also, thank you for the extensive recap of this show's deeply disturbing history with dogs. What *other* things from the kinkmeme are going to start showing up? And when are Sam's puppies due?

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

Doodle is CANON, bb. I insist you recognize our demands for representation.