tebtosca: (Danneel pink lingerie)
tebtosca ([personal profile] tebtosca) wrote2011-12-16 12:09 pm

Ficlet: Pas de trois (Jensen/Danneel/Jared PG)

Jensen/Danneel/Jared cuddling fic. Only posting it because it's Friday and my threesome verse needs more schmoop. All [livejournal.com profile] dugindeep's fault for being tired.



"Watch your fucking elbow," Danneel mumbles, twisting further into Jensen's body and away from Jared's bony appendages.

"No, come cuddle me," Jared whines, rolling over until he's half on top of her, endless leg sprawled over her poor body to make sure Jensen's trapped as well.

"I can't breathe," Danneel gasps and Jared responds by nuzzling her forehead with his nose. At any other time, the press of Jared's weight over her would make her desperately turned on, but right about now, when all she wanted to do was sleep goddamit, it was just on the flipside of 'get the fuck off me, you heavy bastard.'

"Jared, stop suffocating my wife," Jensen yawns, but Danneel can see his hand caressing Jared's calf where it's draped over him. Traitor bastard!

"She loves it," Jared purrs, dropping tiny kisses along Danneel's very annoyed brow. And slightly flushed cheeks. And, well, her lips are feeling a little tingly, maybe a little asphyxiation wouldn't hurt too bad.

"This is completely non-consensual cuddling," Danneel huffs, opening her mouth to let Jared's tongue in because it's right there and kind of aggressive and maybe also a little nice, if she's being completely honest.

"Can I non-consensually cuddle you with my penis, too?" Jared asks brightly, suckling the lobe of Danneel's ear because he's a sneaky fucker.

"No, I'm tired," Danneel insists, trying not to get distracted by the meat of Jared's thigh tucked up high between her legs. "Go non-consensually cuddle Jensen with your penis."

"I'm asleep," Jensen corrects. "You can cuddle my penis when I wake up."

"You guys are no fun to nap with," Jared pouts, finally giving up and settling into the space next to Danneel.

Fifteen seconds later, Jared is snoring.

Danneel sits up, suddenly wide awake and not happy about it. She turns to Jensen, who looks like he's in the same boat.

"Want to cuddle my penis?" Jensen waggles his eyebrows at her. She hits him with her pillow and rolls her eyes, jumping up to go play with Icky. At least somebody in this house listens to her.

[identity profile] si-star-x.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. Wow. This was awesome. ^_^
So cute and scarily believable. ♥

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, thanks! Schmoop is necessary and good <3
Edited 2011-12-16 17:17 (UTC)

[identity profile] fiercelynormal.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I just want to live in this universe where everything is polyamorous and nothing hurts!

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
DUDE, ME TOO.

[identity profile] dugindeep.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Looooove it still. Love Jensen's mindless touches, the crankiness, the love and attempted sexiness. Thanks bbcakes!

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think this helped you take your nap earlier, but I tried :P

Oh, and I needed a good excuse to use that hotass Danneel-in-lingerie icon LOL!

[identity profile] dugindeep.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
AND WHAT A NICE ONE IT IS INDEED.

[identity profile] jaimeykay.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL heeeee <3333333 SNUGGLES AND DICK CUDDLING FTW

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
NEXT TIME THEY WILL BE IN PAJAMAS AND ALL HAVE A FEVER

[identity profile] jaimeykay.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
DON'T TEASE ME LIKE THIS

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG I'M GONNA WRITE SICK DANNEEL WITH J2 TAKING CARE OF HER :DDDDDDDDDDDD

****look how flushed she is in my icon!

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god, be careful because I'm going to start wanting you to do a tiny little sketch of poor sick Danni all cuddled up on the couch LOL! :P

[identity profile] vongue.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you seen me ever making "a tiny little sketch"? XDDDD But hey, that's a possibility! I'll think about it))))

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Heeeeee, I KNOW! But you know I want to put all these wonderful ideas in your brain so that maybe one day they all unexpectedly pop out! :DDDDDDD

[identity profile] vongue.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Omg, inception detected! XDDD

[identity profile] dodger-sister.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Adorable. "Cuddle my penis" is the best line ever. :)

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, glad you liked it! :D

[identity profile] vongue.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG it's so sweet! Jared is adorable, and their talking about "cuddling penis" made me laugh so much XDDD
AWWWWWWWWWW I love them and you to the stars and back!!!

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
♥♥YAYAYAY SCHMOOOOOOP! ♥♥

My real timestamp for you will be much longer, don't worry LOL <3

[identity profile] vongue.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, who said I was worried? I'm just so happy you like this verse as much as I do =))) And your drabble made my evening!

[identity profile] ordinaryink.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
This is so adorable! ♥____♥ And I approve of all the penis cuddling! A+ line. <333333333

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Squeee, I just saw your cuddling picture and now I'm drowning in schmoop. Considering I'm at work, it's a little embarrassing :P

♥♥♥

[identity profile] ordinaryink.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
D'awww! Thank you! Drowning ins schmoop is an A+ way to go. :D

[identity profile] jodean80.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You're awesome! This was awesome, too.
I just love your Danneel

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, glad you like it! This version of her in particular is a lot of fun to write <3

[identity profile] corbyinoz.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
That is an absolute treat! And I could see this, so clearly - hoot!

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
So glad you liked it! Thanks for reading <3

[identity profile] qafaddiction.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I liked the calf stroking... mmm. Sneaky but also sweet. ♥ Thanks for a little TGIF pick-me-up (which reminds me of Pick U Up, which makes me mad because god dammit he never sang that once live and I worry there will not be another like it on album #2). oops. tangent.

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL yes, sneaky Jensen! :P

[identity profile] cha.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I ♥ them

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Me too <3

[identity profile] ldyghst.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
*sighs happily*

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, right? Polyamorous cuddling <3333

[identity profile] lemanya.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Awwwwwwwwwww <3

Now they need to wake Jared up as punishment, and punish him... by making him use his penis.

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh, I like the way you think! :DDDD

<33

[identity profile] enablelove.livejournal.com 2012-03-16 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
hahah oh jared

nicely done :)
the_rant_girl: (danneel tell me more)

[personal profile] the_rant_girl 2015-08-30 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
bwa ha ha ha ha *claps* I so fucking love this. SO banterifically them!! and *snorts* penis cuddles LMAO :D ♥♥