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Jensen/Danneel/Jared cuddling fic. Only posting it because it's Friday and my threesome verse needs more schmoop. All

dugindeep's fault for being tired.

"Watch your fucking elbow," Danneel mumbles, twisting further into Jensen's body and away from Jared's bony appendages.

"No, come cuddle me," Jared whines, rolling over until he's half on top of her, endless leg sprawled over her poor body to make sure Jensen's trapped as well.

"I can't breathe," Danneel gasps and Jared responds by nuzzling her forehead with his nose. At any other time, the press of Jared's weight over her would make her desperately turned on, but right about now, when all she wanted to do was sleep goddamit, it was just on the flipside of 'get the fuck off me, you heavy bastard.'

"Jared, stop suffocating my wife," Jensen yawns, but Danneel can see his hand caressing Jared's calf where it's draped over him. Traitor bastard!

"She loves it," Jared purrs, dropping tiny kisses along Danneel's very annoyed brow. And slightly flushed cheeks. And, well, her lips are feeling a little tingly, maybe a little asphyxiation wouldn't hurt too bad.

"This is completely non-consensual cuddling," Danneel huffs, opening her mouth to let Jared's tongue in because it's right there and kind of aggressive and maybe also a little nice, if she's being completely honest.

"Can I non-consensually cuddle you with my penis, too?" Jared asks brightly, suckling the lobe of Danneel's ear because he's a sneaky fucker.

"No, I'm tired," Danneel insists, trying not to get distracted by the meat of Jared's thigh tucked up high between her legs. "Go non-consensually cuddle Jensen with your penis."

"I'm asleep," Jensen corrects. "You can cuddle my penis when I wake up."

"You guys are no fun to nap with," Jared pouts, finally giving up and settling into the space next to Danneel.

Fifteen seconds later, Jared is snoring.

Danneel sits up, suddenly wide awake and not happy about it. She turns to Jensen, who looks like he's in the same boat.

"Want to cuddle my penis?" Jensen waggles his eyebrows at her. She hits him with her pillow and rolls her eyes, jumping up to go play with Icky. At least somebody in this house listens to her.