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My epilogue to the amazing clusterfuck that was Round One of

spnanthology is now posted! Go revel in the majesty of our giddy meta hilarity (and complete lack of any real coherent plot)

anthrochad

p.s. The next Ginger Snap part is coming soon! Thanks so much for reading along with me <3

Title: Delicious
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2131 words
Warnings: Goldilocks!Jensen, Big Bad Wolf Jared, somnophilia (noncon), knotting, wolfy behavior, bastardization of fairy tale characters, crack

Summary: Jensen the Narcoleptic goes in search of the Big Bad Wolf to get his best friend's red cape back.

Author's Notes: Written for

smpc for the month of December. This randomness is shamelessly inspired by my staunch blond!Jensen agenda.

Thank you to

dugindeep for the super-fast beta!

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Title: The 30-Year-Old Virgin
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Word Count: 4431
Warnings: awkward sexy times, crack-adjacent

Summary: Jensen is a grumpy virgin sex shop owner. Jared is a male model moonlighting as a pizza delivery guy. This is what happens when they accidentally meet.

Author's Notes: Written for

spn_cinema based on the movie "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" (as you can tell from my completely original title!). This has absolutely nothing to do with the movie except that Jensen is still a virgin and his friends are still assholes to him lol.

Special thanks to my absolutely amazing artist

siennavie, who was so utterly patient when I was a major failbot. Go check out the ART MASTERPOST NOW because it's so good that you'll laugh until you pee.

Thanks to

fiercelynormal and

costsofregret for the speedy beta, and the Cinema mods for being so sexy. RAWR.

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Title: The Real Purge
Characters: gang's all here!
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 917

Summary: Coda to Carver's SPN, done JC-style

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Title: Head Over Hooves
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3138 words
Warnings: intoxicated were-moose Jared and attempted anatomically incorrect knotting

Summary: Jared turns 21 and his human friends tell him it's time to celebrate.

Author's Notes: Written for

ephermeralk, based on a rather imaginative prompt. Hope you like it, bb! ♥

Cross-posted to

smpc as my (VERY LATE, I'M SORRY) February entry. Thanks to

fiercelynormal for the speedy beta.

Special thanks to my flist for voting in my entirely scientific moose penis poll

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Title: The Midnight Hour
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2818
Warnings: Fairy!Jensen, prostitution, wing kink

Summary: Jared has to admit that Chad is right when he sees the guy with the gossamer wings.

Author's Notes: Creature-hooker-crackfic written for

smpc because why not. Thanks to

alezig for the original idea and

fiercelynormal for the beta ♥

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When life hands me lemons, my friends make porny lemonade.

If everybody badgers

laisserais enough in the comment section, perhaps she will post the fic that goes with this. Hint: Misha plays the keytar.

( But I'm married! )

I'm currently making icons of and plotting recap-y goodness for 8.17, but in the meantime, play with me!

Meme stolen shamelessly from

brutti_ma_buoni

I'm going to use both FPF and RPF ~characters~ in my list, just to make it more lulzy.

~~PLAY WITH ME, PEOPLE.~~

ETA: Closed for questions! With my random list of characters, this is going to be freaking hilarious. Answers up soon! Thanks all! :D

Title: Mistake or Design
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1376

Prompt: TFLN (630): I think he's probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.

Author's Notes: Written for

homo_pink's prompt over at my Commentfic Meme, going on now! This one got a little long, so I figured I would put it in a separate entry. This is a wee bit cracky lol

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If you guys ever wanted to know where I got my:

a) sense of humor
b) MS Paint skills
c) penchant for incest porn

..then click this link and check out what my mother randomly decided to draw for me during a commercial break from Revolution tonight:

(NSFW if you work in a place that doesn't like stick figure penii):

So yeah, that happened lol. Anyone that knows my mother is not surprised.

Aaaaaaand, ten years later....I'M FINALLY DONE! \o/

Final stats:
23 fills for 17 different fics/verse for a total of 13,000 words

DUDES! I didn't even remember writing half of these fics lol. I had to go re-read them so I wouldn't fuck them up too terribly. Which means that you guys know my masterlist better than I do, which is--quite frankly--completely awesome.

Thanks again to everyone that prompted me. My flist rocks. And now, everyone GO READ just in case my writer's block comes back and these are the last words I ever write LOL

Threesome Verse:
J2 and Danneel reunite after a month
J2 double-team Danneel in their new shower
The one with pegging

Pornstar Verse:
Twink!Jensen's first time on camera, co-starring JD Morgan
The day after J2's first date

Talking Through a Different Face:
How Vampire!Genevieve met Misha
Jensen and Chris, the teen years

Home is Where the Hurt Is:
Jared and Jensen, the high school years
Sheriff Morgan asks J2 to foster a kid

Knit My Bones Astride:
The Wódz collapses, but Jensen takes care of him
J2, rough sex after the clan is attacked

Love is a Funny Thing:
Jensen gets jealous while filming "The French Mistake"

Manufacture a Miracle:
J2 and the girls watch the season premiere

Jump on Board:
More from Dean/Lisa's bendy weekend

Just Keep Breathing With Me:
Alpha!Danneel defends her omega

Brother, Can I Lend a Hand?:
Sam/Dean as AU!J2 filming another porno

Send Someone to Love Me:
Jared starts writing erotica, and Jensen helps him pick a pen name

Don't Fight That Feeling:
Cindy just wants to go get Brock drunk--is that so wrong?

Tender Young Confusion:
Meanwhile, back at Jared's apartment...

I'll Sing My Song:
Jensen and Jared and the big coming out

The Trouble With You:
Jensen and Jared buy a Christmas tree

Take Your Body Downtown:
Jensen's turn to explore Jared's body

Scratch That Itch:
Jared goes alpha; Jensen helps him through it

Attention: SPN's Wednesday mate Arrow has a new cast member. What does that mean to me?

JOHN BARROWMAN IS NOW OFFICIALLY PART OF CWRPF

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*brb shipping him with ERRRRRBODY*

OK, I lied...one more fill! Thank you Blindfold Amnesty Day :D

Title: What a Lovely Holiday
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3369
Warnings/Kinks: fairy!Jensen, size kink, cracky somnophilia
Disclaimer: Don't own, still broke
Prompt: Jensen is a fairy-wings, diminutive size, sparkles, the whole nine yards. Jared is the curious human who accidentally captures him. Cue fairy molestation! Jared gently gets Jensen off with his finger.

Written for

blindfold_spn originally posted HERE

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Title: Mayhem and Rosey’s Almost-Not-Quite-Ultimately-Totally-Excellent Adventure
Characters: Chad Michael Murray and everyone who’s ever blinked on a CW show
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6400
Warnings: CRACK. Including but not limited to genderswap, dinosaurs, conjoined twins, little people orgies, and copious drug use to explain the rest of this sentence
Disclaimer: If you think this is true, you need to step away from the internet
Summary: Never accept drugs from a mime

This was written for anyothergirl415 for her birthday! I promised her Chad-fic but I doubt she expected what this has become LOL. Check out the WEBSITE that ldyghst made HERE with the music mix she made (turn your speakers on!) as well as this fic and even more cracktastic art made by fiercelynormal ! Special thanks to cha for alpha-reading as it went along (i.e. laughing at me and poor Chad lol)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIE!

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Title: The Chair (a coda to "The French Mistake")
Pairing: Sam/Dean, AU!J2 (on video), AU!Gen/Misha
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1200
Warnings: Spoilers for 6.15; TOTAL CRACK
Disclaimer: Don't own, still broke

Summary: Sam and Dean come to a realization with the help of a J2 sextape and a very toppy Gen, as Misha struggles to remain very, very still

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Schmoopy goodness HERE

A couple fills for the domesticity commentfic meme because I was having a bad day and schmoopy crack makes me feel better LOL

Pairing: J2
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~300
Prompt: Trading sexual favors for passes on chores.

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Pairing: J2
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~700
Prompt: Babysitting for Chad and Sophia

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