tebtosca | Entries tagged with happy birthday!

I want to say thank you SO MUCH to all of my amazing friends for their birthday love yesterday! I'm blessed to have such a great community surrounding me.

Thanks to

wendy,

fiercelynormal,

meus_venator,

deanshot, and

alycat for the V-gifts making my profile all pretty

Thanks to

riyku,

qafaddiction,

apocalipskiss,

ash48,

chomaisky,

cappy712,

reggie11.

citrusjava,

cleflink,

stripytights,

saltandburnboys,

smalltrolven,

digitalwave,

munch_bunch, and

lightthesparks for the lovely messages that you all sent me

Thanks to

ldyghst for the perfectly-timed box full of amazing goodies

Thanks to

big_heart_june,

cassiopeia7,

firesign10, and

enablelove for the birthday posts

Thanks to

dugindeep for writing me J2 HOOKERFIC (fuck yeah, ya did!) that is angsty and beautiful and JUST CLICK IT

Thanks to

kinkajou for drawing me ADORABLE SLOTH DEAN with hilarious SAM/DEAN FIC accompaniment by

ephermeralk that you must read

And last, but never least, thanks to my Twitter peeps, who supported me on my day-long quest for chocolate cake. I finally got it, and boy was it worth the wait:

( CAKE )

If I missed anyone, I'M SO SORRY! I love you all, so have some incest:

incet

Happy birthday to my darling

dugindeep, from our Queen!

Danneel-Harris-5

( Hottest Bitch in the Game )

Here are your presents:

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Don't use them all at once! Savor them, My Sweet Ginger Prince

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I wanted to give a huge thank you to everyone who gave me love on my birthday yesterday! I have the best friends and am so lucky to have every single one of you ♥

Thanks to

spn_j2fan,

aerynsun5,

wendy,

kazluvsbooks,

the_rant_girl,

homo_pink, and

deanshot for making my profile pretty with V-gifts!

Thanks to

blackrabbit42,

enablelove,

ephermeralk,

smithkingsley,

rockstarpeach,

katstark,

jodean80,

akintay,

marciaelena,

demondetox,

etoile_etiolee,

debauchedsock,

citrusjava,

brokenhighways,

cappy712,

disneymagics,

meesasometimes,

meus_venator,

tmn1966, and

yohkobennington for the heartfelt messages and well-wishes that made my day!

Thank you to my dear

big_heart_june for the delicious picspam love

Thank you to my amazing

ldyghst for the EPIC icons with all the best Home Planet recap jokes!

And because birthdays are for porn (duh!), special thanks to my Borgmate

fiercelynormal for writing me scorching hot Jared/Danneel fic and my beloved

costsofregret for writing me schmooptastic non-AU J2 hurt/comfort fic.

I'm also claiming my sweet muffin

dugindeep's polybang J2/Danneel fic as my own because it was originally my prompt and she chose my birthday as her posting date!

Read these fics!!

Finally a special shout-out to all my peeps on Twitter for listening to me rant and loving me anyway (most of the time)

If I forgot anyone, I'm so sorry (and blaming it on my old age)

This has been the hardest year of my life and I've been hanging on because of all of you. Thank you again for all your love (even you, Human Puppy Dildo Anon ♥ )

Title: A Boy Like You
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1437

Summary: One night, three kisses, a box of oatmeal raisin cookies, and a matchmaking Dream Girl

Author's Notes: A bit of fluff written for

dugindeep for her birthday. Amy, thank you for being there when I needed you most ♥

Thanks to

fiercelynormal for the super speedy beta

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Title: Under These Fingerprints
Pairing: Jeff/Jensen, Jeff/Jensen/Jared
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1687
Warnings: established relationship, first-time threesome, spit-roasting, implied D/s, barebacking, comeplay

Summary: Jeff gives his boyfriend a surprise present for his birthday.

Author's Notes: Written for the birthday of my friend

cha, the queen ninja of awesomeness. Filthy porn for you, my dearest ♥

Thanks to

fiercelynormal for the beta!

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I just wanted to thank everyone for their birthday wishes! I love my online family *snuggles*

Thanks to

peepingdru,

aerynsun5,

stripysockette,

woostersgirl,

the_rant_girl,

dirty_violets,

mariahlee and

dulcetine for making my profile pretty with the awesome v-gifts!

Thanks to

disneymagics,

akintay,

riyku,

simplybeing,

sylsdarkplace,

calmena,

jodean80

mistyzeo and

fleshflutter for the lovely messages.

Plus ALL of my awesome friends on Twitter ♥

And thank you to my borgmate

fiercelynormal for sending me flowers like a true romantic!

Go check out my darling

big_heart_june's delicious picspam of Jensen Ackles' Face™, with that Padalecki fellow as a nice bonus :P

Last but not least, my dearest

dugindeep wrote me THREESOME DOUBLE PENETRATION PORN that you need to read right now. Like, stop reading this, and go!

p.s. my recap for 8.7 will be up tomorrow! Birthday weekend shenanigans have slowed my roll, but AMANDA TAPPING carries on :D

So my beloved

jaimeykay wrote me this crack masterpiece for my birthday, and promised

dugindeep in the comment section that she would write her a Danneel & Sadie BFF sequel for her birthday. Well that time has come, and you all need to stop what you're doing and go read it immediately.

Not only are there epic asides of J2 fucking like bunnies (which would be hot as fire if they weren't so hilarious), but this is the best fic Danneel you will ever read. Seriously, she needs to be everyone's sarcastic best friend. GO NOW!

♥ It's alarming how disarming you can be ♥
(Danneel/Katie, Jared/Jensen, rated NC-17, 5000 words)

Title: Knockin' So Loud
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Word Count: ~3000

Summary: Jensen's new neighbor is a gigantic dick. No, really, he is.

Author's Notes: Written for the birthday of my wonderful, talented and adorable (yes, you're adorable, shush) friend (and co-writer!)

dugindeep on the occasion of her birthday. I hope this is a tiny bit like what you expected from this prompt! ♥

Thanks to

fiercelynormal for the super speedy beta!

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Title: Knit My Bones Astride
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, brief Danneel/Adrianne
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~8000
Warnings: Underage (Jensen 16/17), noncon & dubcon of the war bride variety, ritualistic gore

Summary: Given in marriage to the chieftain of a fierce warrior tribe to secure an army to regain his cousin's throne, Jensen --prince of the House of Ackles--is thrust into a world he has never known before and must fight for not only who he wants to become, but also a love he never dared to expect

Loosely inspired by the Dany/Drogo storyline from Game of Thrones

Author's Notes: Written for the...21st (cough) birthday of

fiercelynormal, who is not only my Gif Mistress and Borgmate, but also my best friend. This is kind of ridiculous, but I think you'll love it, girl ♥

Art Masterpost ♥ AO3

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Title: The Trouble With You
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~4900

Summary: Five ways in which Jensen's new roommate annoys him--and one way he most certainly does not.

Author's Notes: Written for the birthday of my beloved

cha with art & beta by

fiercelynormal and an entire WEBSITE by

ldyghst. Hope you like it, Char!! ♥

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Title: Never Meant to be That Free
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~2100
Warnings: Spoilers through 7.10

Summary: Dean gets sick, in more ways than one. Sam helps him through it.

Author's Notes: Written for the birthday of my darling

jaimeykay. This is probably much too angsty for a birthday fic, my love, but since you like to MAIM Dean, I'll take my chances. AT LEAST DEAN HAS A FEVER! I promise next year I'll write you something epic with Superhero!Danneel, her robotic sidekick Jensen, and her pet monkey Jared ♥

Thanks

fiercelynormal for the speedy beta!

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Title: Grab Yourself an Alibi
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, Danneel/Genevieve
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~2500
Summary: Convincing your best friends that they are perfect for each other is a tough job, but someone has to do it. Along the way, Jared and Jensen find out a little something about themselves.

Author's Notes: Written for the birthday of my awesome, adorable, talented friend

ldyghst! Hope you have a fabulous day...even though we're going to spend it watching "Camp Rock" as ~research :D

Thanks to

fiercelynormal for the amazing banner and

dugindeep for the super-speedy beta!

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Title: Mayhem and Rosey’s Almost-Not-Quite-Ultimately-Totally-Excellent Adventure
Characters: Chad Michael Murray and everyone who’s ever blinked on a CW show
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6400
Warnings: CRACK. Including but not limited to genderswap, dinosaurs, conjoined twins, little people orgies, and copious drug use to explain the rest of this sentence
Disclaimer: If you think this is true, you need to step away from the internet
Summary: Never accept drugs from a mime

This was written for anyothergirl415 for her birthday! I promised her Chad-fic but I doubt she expected what this has become LOL. Check out the WEBSITE that ldyghst made HERE with the music mix she made (turn your speakers on!) as well as this fic and even more cracktastic art made by fiercelynormal ! Special thanks to cha for alpha-reading as it went along (i.e. laughing at me and poor Chad lol)