[identity profile] kinkajou.livejournal.com 2014-02-18 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I am pretty sure they don't, but if you wanna write moose porn I vote yes please, for reasons :D

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2014-02-18 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
*looks around suspiciously*

[identity profile] yohkobennington.livejournal.com 2014-02-18 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I dont think they need a knot when they are 16 inches long....

(Yes I googled it. At work. LIVING LIFE IN DANGER)

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com 2014-02-18 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
SEE! This is why I have you guys

16 inches omg padacock

[identity profile] yohkobennington.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Image (http://s803.photobucket.com/user/YB87/media/tumblr_m6ry69GAsZ1r8mqlho1_r1_250.gif.html)

[identity profile] alycat.livejournal.com 2014-02-18 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I've actually googled moose cocks before, and I can't even remember why I did so. I'm sure I had a very valid reason.

Also... JC, you're a weirdo.

[identity profile] kinkajou.livejournal.com 2014-02-18 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
of course you did :D it might have had something to do w me :) and my very lonely prompt at OTP :(

[identity profile] morrezela.livejournal.com 2014-02-18 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
IF it makes you feel any better I have Moose!Jared/RedDeer!Jensen started in my 'to write' folder. If I ever clear through the rest.

[identity profile] kinkajou.livejournal.com 2014-02-18 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
it does! *enthusiastic nodding* yaaay! :D

[identity profile] ephermeralk.livejournal.com 2014-02-18 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I HAD IT STARTED. MAYBE NEXT ROUND

[identity profile] kinkajou.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
I... you... but... and... OMG, OMG, OMG, why did I not know this *jumps at you and clings* I am going to love you forever <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

[identity profile] cherie-morte.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
This all checks out. You're free to go.

[identity profile] dirty-violets.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Damn you both! Now I have to go google "moose cocks" because I must know what shows up in the search results. (If there's a pic of Jared's crotch I will die laughing and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT!)

[identity profile] alycat.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha, how did the googling go? :P Really, JC should be blamed for this...not me!

[identity profile] stripytights.livejournal.com 2014-02-18 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I vote only Canadian ones. The rest have a doughnut at the top. Truth.

[identity profile] qafaddiction.livejournal.com 2014-02-18 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
What if the doughnut is from Tim Hortons? WHAT THEN?

[identity profile] cherie-morte.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Then I'm gonna eat me some moose cock," said Jensen, majestic green orbs shining with unshed tears of desire.

[identity profile] locknkey.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
I knew there were many reasons to love you!

[identity profile] qafaddiction.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
LOL! A+, bb.

I'd like 1,000 more words, please

[identity profile] stripytights.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Shh don't suggest such a thing, who knows what might happen.

[identity profile] qafaddiction.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
You're right, I wasn't really thinking. Don't want to open Pandora's box...

[identity profile] keep-waking-up.livejournal.com 2014-02-18 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
There is no box for "I feel like no, but I am too lazy to look this up" or "mooses need to have special moose things on their dicks". You need to step up your checkbox options! :P

[identity profile] ephermeralk.livejournal.com 2014-02-18 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure they don't, but I will love whatever you decide :)
deanshot1: (giggle)

[personal profile] deanshot1 2014-02-18 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I actually had to block my mouth when I burst out laughing because I didn't want anyone to know what I was laughing for. I also realised how hard it is to continue laughing with a hand over your face.
I picked the first one because I just had to even though I'm fairly sure they don't have what you're asking.
You seriously brighten up my day.
*hugs*

[identity profile] de-nugis.livejournal.com 2014-02-18 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I think, zoologically speaking, the answer is no, but I don't feel you should let reality shackle you here.

[identity profile] deirdre-c.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
And now we've graduated to moose bondage.

[identity profile] de-nugis.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
At the top of our class, I like to think. Because classy.

[identity profile] idontwant-candy.livejournal.com 2014-02-18 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
i think only CANIDS have knots (dogs, foxes, wolves, uhhh coyotes)

but you know. i'm not complaining if you want to bend that rule.

[identity profile] thursdaysisters.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Image

[identity profile] cherie-morte.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
The fact that "JC, you're a weirdo" isn't winning this poll is a sign of the downslide of American morality.

[identity profile] kinkajou.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
it looks like an international poll to me based on commenters so far, so it probably also indicates the downfall of humanity in general :) But, at least, in a fun way :D

[identity profile] cherie-morte.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
DON'T CORRECT ME ON AMERICA. I'M A GODDAMN PATRIOT.

[identity profile] kinkajou.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
:D

[identity profile] alycat.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe people didn't get that you can click two options? Because seriously, how can someone not vote for "JC, you're a weirdo"?

[identity profile] kinkajou.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
really?! Huh, that totally changes things :)

[identity profile] locknkey.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
I may have actually given a speech on animal sexual habits one time. Moose were not included - My bad! I can tell you pigs have dicks like corkscrews, cats are barbed and pulling out hurts the female and rabbits can actually mate while the female gives birth.

*weirdos untie* um that was supposed to be unite, but it is fitting. no?

[identity profile] orangehnkyright.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
The moose that f*cked me on Isle Royale last summer didn't knot, but maybe he wasn't in deep enough!

[identity profile] gingersnap1224.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
I want to go on vacation with you.

[identity profile] lemanya.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure what's more amusing (horrifying?): the fact that this manip exists, or the fact that there was an original to manipulate.

Either way this made my day.
Edited 2014-02-19 11:34 (UTC)

[identity profile] fridayblues.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
thanks for the giggles lol
xxx
btw I really have no idea haha

[identity profile] lemanya.livejournal.com 2014-02-19 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
YOU MADE ME GOOGLE IT

Also, this may be the greatest poll in history

[identity profile] wendy.livejournal.com 2014-02-20 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Define: moose.

[identity profile] bohemianboswell.livejournal.com 2014-03-05 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
This. Just this. Everything...here...for reasons.

[identity profile] blackrabbit42.livejournal.com 2014-03-05 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
I love you, fandom.

:)