shut up and tick a box

[tebtosca]

[Poll #1957295]

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[kinkajou.livejournal.com]

I am pretty sure they don't, but if you wanna write moose porn I vote yes please, for reasons :D

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

*looks around suspiciously*

[yohkobennington.livejournal.com]

I dont think they need a knot when they are 16 inches long....

(Yes I googled it. At work. LIVING LIFE IN DANGER)

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

SEE! This is why I have you guys

16 inches omg padacock

[yohkobennington.livejournal.com]

(http://s803.photobucket.com/user/YB87/media/tumblr_m6ry69GAsZ1r8mqlho1_r1_250.gif.html)

[qafaddiction.livejournal.com]

[alycat.livejournal.com]

I've actually googled moose cocks before, and I can't even remember why I did so. I'm sure I had a very valid reason.

Also... JC, you're a weirdo.

[kinkajou.livejournal.com]

of course you did :D it might have had something to do w me :) and my very lonely prompt at OTP :(

[morrezela.livejournal.com]

IF it makes you feel any better I have Moose!Jared/RedDeer!Jensen started in my 'to write' folder. If I ever clear through the rest.

[kinkajou.livejournal.com]

it does! *enthusiastic nodding* yaaay! :D

[ephermeralk.livejournal.com]

I HAD IT STARTED. MAYBE NEXT ROUND

[kinkajou.livejournal.com]

I... you... but... and... OMG, OMG, OMG, why did I not know this *jumps at you and clings* I am going to love you forever <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

This all checks out. You're free to go.

[dirty-violets.livejournal.com]

Damn you both! Now I have to go google "moose cocks" because I must know what shows up in the search results. (If there's a pic of Jared's crotch I will die laughing and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT!)

[alycat.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, how did the googling go? :P Really, JC should be blamed for this...not me!

[stripytights.livejournal.com]

I vote only Canadian ones. The rest have a doughnut at the top. Truth.

[qafaddiction.livejournal.com]

What if the doughnut is from Tim Hortons? WHAT THEN?

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

"Then I'm gonna eat me some moose cock," said Jensen, majestic green orbs shining with unshed tears of desire.

[locknkey.livejournal.com]

I knew there were many reasons to love you!

[qafaddiction.livejournal.com]

LOL! A+, bb.

I'd like 1,000 more words, please

[stripytights.livejournal.com]

Shh don't suggest such a thing, who knows what might happen.

[qafaddiction.livejournal.com]

You're right, I wasn't really thinking. Don't want to open Pandora's box...

[keep-waking-up.livejournal.com]

There is no box for "I feel like no, but I am too lazy to look this up" or "mooses need to have special moose things on their dicks". You need to step up your checkbox options! :P

[ephermeralk.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure they don't, but I will love whatever you decide :)

[deanshot1]

I actually had to block my mouth when I burst out laughing because I didn't want anyone to know what I was laughing for. I also realised how hard it is to continue laughing with a hand over your face.
I picked the first one because I just had to even though I'm fairly sure they don't have what you're asking.
You seriously brighten up my day.
*hugs*

[de-nugis.livejournal.com]

I think, zoologically speaking, the answer is no, but I don't feel you should let reality shackle you here.

[deirdre-c.livejournal.com]

And now we've graduated to moose bondage.

[de-nugis.livejournal.com]

At the top of our class, I like to think. Because classy.

[idontwant-candy.livejournal.com]

i think only CANIDS have knots (dogs, foxes, wolves, uhhh coyotes)

but you know. i'm not complaining if you want to bend that rule.

[thursdaysisters.livejournal.com]

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

The fact that "JC, you're a weirdo" isn't winning this poll is a sign of the downslide of American morality.

[kinkajou.livejournal.com]

it looks like an international poll to me based on commenters so far, so it probably also indicates the downfall of humanity in general :) But, at least, in a fun way :D

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

DON'T CORRECT ME ON AMERICA. I'M A GODDAMN PATRIOT.

[kinkajou.livejournal.com]

:D

[alycat.livejournal.com]

Maybe people didn't get that you can click two options? Because seriously, how can someone not vote for "JC, you're a weirdo"?

[kinkajou.livejournal.com]

really?! Huh, that totally changes things :)

[locknkey.livejournal.com]

I may have actually given a speech on animal sexual habits one time. Moose were not included - My bad! I can tell you pigs have dicks like corkscrews, cats are barbed and pulling out hurts the female and rabbits can actually mate while the female gives birth.

*weirdos untie* um that was supposed to be unite, but it is fitting. no?

[orangehnkyright.livejournal.com]

The moose that f*cked me on Isle Royale last summer didn't knot, but maybe he wasn't in deep enough!

[gingersnap1224.livejournal.com]

I want to go on vacation with you.

[d0llface-h00ker.livejournal.com]

[lemanya.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what's more amusing (horrifying?): the fact that this manip exists, or the fact that there was an original to manipulate.

Either way this made my day.

[fridayblues.livejournal.com]

thanks for the giggles lol
xxx
btw I really have no idea haha

[lemanya.livejournal.com]

YOU MADE ME GOOGLE IT

Also, this may be the greatest poll in history

[wendy.livejournal.com]

Define: moose.

[bohemianboswell.livejournal.com]

This. Just this. Everything...here...for reasons.

[blackrabbit42.livejournal.com]

I love you, fandom.

:)