Jared doesn't know! He's an adorable, well-hung Canadian moose virgin :P
p.s. the prompt is from an actual event! (http://edition.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/europe/09/08/sweden.drunken.moose/) The moose ate fermented apples and got stuck in the tree and then passed out lol
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Date: 2014-02-24 04:30 pm (UTC)p.s. the prompt is from an actual event! (http://edition.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/europe/09/08/sweden.drunken.moose/) The moose ate fermented apples and got stuck in the tree and then passed out lol