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Title: Talking Through a Different Face
Author: tebtosca
Artist: reliand
Betas: fiercelynormal and
qafaddiction
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, Misha/Gen, Chris/Danneel, past Jared/Sandy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~34,000
Warnings: minor character death
Disclaimer: Don't own, still broke
Summary: When single dad Jared Padalecki is recruited under desperate circumstances to become the “normal” face of a house full of misfits (including a vampire, a voodoo priestess, a man who has modified his body to look like a jungle cat, and an all-too-naked Misha Collins) he unwittingly enters a world where magic exists. He thinks his greatest problem is figuring out his surprising attraction to Jensen “Totally Not a Warlock” Ackles, but when his suddenly super-powered six-year-old daughter goes missing, he needs to learn to trust his newfound family to get her back before anyone else is harmed.
Written for spn_j2_bigbang
PART ONE PART TWO PART THREE PART FOUR PART FIVE & EPILOGUE
AUTHOR'S NOTES & SOUNDTRACK
ART MASTERPOST (NSFW)
AO3 (PDF/Epub)
Timestamp #1
Timestamp #2
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Date: 2012-08-12 03:30 pm (UTC)The schmoopy mcschmoopface in me wants to just die over the cuteness and the hilarity and the deft ensemble cast.
The red-blooded, porn-loving girl in me wants to freak out about how goddamn hot this was. This line: “Jared, I want you to fuck me as hard as you can and then when your come is dripping down my thighs I want you to roll me over and use it as lube to fuck me again.” I want to build some sort of shelter out of it and live inside it for the rest of my life (some sort of sex-yurt? A jizz-teepee?). My god.
But the most dominant, native New Yorker part of me wants to scream: QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS!!!!!!! I never thought, in all my days, I would see the boulevard of death AND Roscoe name-dropped in a fic. That pretty much made me the happiest person ever. Thank you!! <3
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Date: 2012-08-12 04:57 pm (UTC)LMAO, I live in Astoria, so I was totally being lazy by setting it in New York! Bwhaha, anyone that gets the Roscoe reference is A+++ in my book :P
<333
p.s. I already filled two timestamps to this in my comment meme, so check them out!
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Date: 2012-08-15 11:26 pm (UTC)