THEY ARE IN THE FUCKING BOATHOUSE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[tebtosca]

9yrs ago today #Supernatural premiered. Today the Winchesters are still saving people, hunting things. @JensenAckles pic.twitter.com/nXpONCq8cJ

— Jared Padalecki (@jarpad) September 13, 2014

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[riyku.livejournal.com]

CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED.

[riyku.livejournal.com]

also, i like to think that moments after this was taken, they made their escape on their motherfucking jet skis to some hidden away cove and Jensen let Jared know exactly what he thought of those goddamn flowery shorts by forcibly removing them.

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

forcibly removing them

WITH HIS TEETH

[riyku.livejournal.com]

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

in lieu of pics i will take fic, obvs.

i was doing okay, holding my own even if only barely, but then you had to go and bring TEETH into the equation and i am no longer okay.

[runedgirl.livejournal.com]

It's too much. Seriously, it's just too much.

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

It's like they are DARING us to start the Non-AU Renaissance

[alycat.livejournal.com]

I first saw this tweet before I put my glasses on and managed to read it as "humping things".
I guess that's the J2 version of it all....

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

Humping in the boathouse seems about right

[siennavie.livejournal.com]

Are they playing beer pong? What's with the little balls? Am I being obtuse? Everyone has this figured out, don't they?! And I'm the only one NOT GETTING IT!!!

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

Lmao, yes, they are playing beer pong. And then they went jet skiing, per Clif's little video that he had to take down when he realized that the WB insurance people were probably having a panic attack lol

[siennavie.livejournal.com]

Aw I missed the video. Final question: what's going on with Jared's shorts? :p

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

those are his favorite shorts! He's worn them for years lol

[siennavie.livejournal.com]

Whutttttt?! o_O fer reals? I'm really out of the loop, if so.

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

mmmm nice reminder... and now I'm thinking - Jared in body armour - so fecking sexy.

[ashtraythief.livejournal.com]

I'm starting to think you have some serious skills you never told us about. Practiced any black rainbow magic lately?

Also, Jensen has really pretty calves. Which, I think, is conclusive proof that man is not from this world, because no one can be that pretty AND have beautiful calves too. Even Brat Pitt got a calf-double, for chrissakes! (For me, he's one of the few who's at least breathing the same air as Jensen beauty wise, even if they don't live on the same continent)

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

I keep changing sextapesextapesextape to myself every night before I go to bed, and hope for the best!

[ashtraythief.livejournal.com]

Bless your heart.

[strgazr04.livejournal.com]

Umm.... what boathouse? *is so late to the party*

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

LOL Jensen moved to Austin and bought a house 3 minutes away from Jared's house. This house Jensen bought is on the lake and has a boathouse, which has become fandom's new go-to destination for J2 shenanigans. We were all shocked and delighted when Jared tweeted a picture from the actual boathouse and is now writing his own J2 non-AU fic.

[strgazr04.livejournal.com]

LOL how is it I miss all the fun tidbits eh?

[mcdanno28.livejournal.com]

Ok. So my lines are blurred. Jensen REALLY bought a house in Austin? I thought that was just my dream come to fic.

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

a house in Austin only a few minutes away from Jared's house. Yes, it's not a dream, it's the Non-AU Renaissance!

[hafireika.livejournal.com]

So, I was just scrolling down my friends feed and I read, "THEY ARE FUCKING IN THE BOATHOUSE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL" Needless to say, my heart stopped. And thank you so much for that picture of Jared jet skiing. I wish I had caught the video.

[gypsy-atavari.livejournal.com]

I am dun late to the party! I didn't realize there was a non-AU renaissance. When did this joyous occasion happen? I heard about selling the house but not that they're almost practically living together again. Hee! :-)

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

These two kinky gorgeous bastards are on LJ under pseudonyms and do this kind of thing on purpose to generate more J2 fics and art, which they like to act re-enact and now they have the bathhouse as a play room!

[big-heart-june.livejournal.com]

straight to the motherfucking boathouse. FUCK, JC. FUUUUUCK.

[ash48.livejournal.com]

Fuckers.

Also. Jared has wet hair.

(I wonder if this was taken before or after they went skiing and had sexy times)

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

There is clearly something serious at stake in the beer pong game - look at their faces! Loser bottoms?

[wendy.livejournal.com]

I CANNOT EVEN TALK ABOUT THIS OMG

[deirdre-c.livejournal.com]

Beer pong --> Gentle buzz --> Handsy drunkenness --> Trading first time blow jobs in the boathouse storeroom

[isoughtyouout.livejournal.com]

You forgot about shoe!gate, J2 going on their sold out jet-ski tour and their ski racing.

But fic or it didn't happen.