Now, now. Todd and whatever Jared's stunt double's name is need to buy gummies too! :)
"is it better to be armpregnant by stumpy-fingered vampires or Hellhound puppies?" I think that the show answered this for us already. Clearly Sam's Armpreg puppies are going to end up being bound to freaking witches in the future. Whereas Dean's Armpreg baby got to work in a diner with pie.
Also? I thought of you when I saw this today:
From Incase Anybody Really Cares (http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2013/02/baby-sloth-for-belfast-zoo-3.html)
That sloth is better than any single thing in that episode, including poor Jensen's embarrassed face hahhaa
armpreg puppies sound so cute, but then you know they are going to be SOLD INTO SLAVERY and then it becomes this terrible dystopian epic and makes me so saaaaaaaaaaaaaad
Don't subject yourself to it. There were terrible episodes in the first part of the season, but none were as egregiously offensive on a molecular level like this one lol
And that gif of Jared (or, more likely, his stunt double) falling into the laundry hamper is the best moment in the entire episode. Just watch it on a loop instead.
It wasn't even badfic! Badfic is fun! This was like someone took the most offensive fics ever written and then put them in a blender and then Jeremy Carver baked a poisoned pie out of them and force-fed all of us until we puked.
The less I like an episode, the more I anticipate your recap. Let's just say that I've been DYING for your recap this time! Did they really go there? Last week Dean was a genius and this week he's a moron? Woman of color in a dog collar calling a white dude master? Urgh. The contrast between last week's amazing episode and this week's was literally painful. Thanks for easing the pain :)
LOL the worse the episode, the better the recap. I still think my all-time fave recap was the Mannequin episode, but that might just be for the bacon haha
OK, so I thought you were awesome, and then I read this :-) You should know I read this while meeping and laughing and at some point just going "eeeeeeeeeeeeee!" and bouncing around a lot.
And you're mean! But I like you :-)
I am all for Sam having puppies. Only fitting, for the Padapuppy.
yeah, a black woman in a dog collar–that’s not going to go terribly wrong Thank you! It doesn’t help that when he gets indignant and defends the witch dude, they totally get all skeezy on her. THANK YOU! ET TU, SAM WINCHESTER?! I KNOW! *Sam*?! Sam with his "porn's bad for you, Dean", "be a nice liberal like me, Dean"?! In this very episode!
I could so support a cool canon BDSM relationship, that is interesting and respectful and awesome. This is not it! Oh well. It will be, in fic.
The only non-shocking thing about this episode is that Freckles carries around a duffel full of chains
:D *does that 'we see these things the same way' finger thing Chandler did in that episode*
Seriously, we didn’t get one fucking episode between of happiness before we’re back
:-(
Over to the police station, where the detective calls the poor prostitute and the blind black guy “nothin’ to nobody” because high blood pressure is apparently good for those of us dying from the plague.
LOL Thank you. Yes. Thank you. I want to believe this was a sort of social commentary. Or somethings. Cause. I want to. Also - feel better {}
Even though he was JUST around a cat a few episode back.
And Bela's cat, and Yellow Fever cat, and probably a million other episodes, and and even had he been allergic, human hair shouldn't bother him. This is clearly a psychological reaction to the trauma of the badness and squandered potential of the previous cat episode. It's new. He's still coming to terms with it.
since Sera Gamble called fandom a bunch of loser rapists.
Yay, hope you feel better! That scene at the beginning happened in real life, I was playing for a production of La Traviata a few years ago, and during the dress rehearsal the soprano stopped in the middle of the second act, declared her costume to be ugly, and left for the hotel. We couldn't do anything, she was a superstar, so we had to continue with someone else reading her lines.
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Date: 2013-02-26 12:42 am (UTC)Now, now. Todd and whatever Jared's stunt double's name is need to buy gummies too! :)
"is it better to be armpregnant by stumpy-fingered vampires or Hellhound puppies?" I think that the show answered this for us already. Clearly Sam's Armpreg puppies are going to end up being bound to freaking witches in the future. Whereas Dean's Armpreg baby got to work in a diner with pie.
Also? I thought of you when I saw this today:
From Incase Anybody Really Cares (http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2013/02/baby-sloth-for-belfast-zoo-3.html)
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Date: 2013-02-26 03:27 am (UTC)armpreg puppies sound so cute, but then you know they are going to be SOLD INTO SLAVERY and then it becomes this terrible dystopian epic and makes me so saaaaaaaaaaaaaad
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Date: 2013-02-26 03:50 am (UTC)Then they can go around skulking and growling at unsuspecting humans and cellphones ad live happily ever after!
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Date: 2013-02-26 03:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-02-26 01:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-02-26 03:28 am (UTC)And that gif of Jared (or, more likely, his stunt double) falling into the laundry hamper is the best moment in the entire episode. Just watch it on a loop instead.
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Date: 2013-02-26 01:40 am (UTC)This episode was the ultimate in filming bad fanfic, wasn't it?
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Date: 2013-02-26 03:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-02-26 04:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-02-26 11:44 pm (UTC)<3
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Date: 2013-02-26 02:43 pm (UTC)You should know I read this while meeping and laughing and at some point just going "eeeeeeeeeeeeee!" and bouncing around a lot.
And you're mean! But I like you :-)
I am all for Sam having puppies. Only fitting, for the Padapuppy.
yeah, a black woman in a dog collar–that’s not going to go terribly wrong
Thank you!
It doesn’t help that when he gets indignant and defends the witch dude, they totally get all skeezy on her.
THANK YOU!
ET TU, SAM WINCHESTER?!
I KNOW! *Sam*?! Sam with his "porn's bad for you, Dean", "be a nice liberal like me, Dean"?! In this very episode!
I could so support a cool canon BDSM relationship, that is interesting and respectful and awesome. This is not it!
Oh well. It will be, in fic.
The only non-shocking thing about this episode is that Freckles carries around a duffel full of chains
:D
*does that 'we see these things the same way' finger thing Chandler did in that episode*
Seriously, we didn’t get one fucking episode between of happiness before we’re back
:-(
Over to the police station, where the detective calls the poor prostitute and the blind black guy “nothin’ to nobody” because high blood pressure is apparently good for those of us dying from the plague.
LOL
Thank you. Yes. Thank you.
I want to believe this was a sort of social commentary. Or somethings. Cause. I want to.
Also - feel better {}
Even though he was JUST around a cat a few episode back.
And Bela's cat, and Yellow Fever cat, and probably a million other episodes, and and even had he been allergic, human hair shouldn't bother him. This is clearly a psychological reaction to the trauma of the badness and squandered potential of the previous cat episode. It's new. He's still coming to terms with it.
since Sera Gamble called fandom a bunch of loser rapists.
Bless you.
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Date: 2013-02-26 11:45 pm (UTC)<3
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Date: 2013-03-01 07:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-03-01 02:44 pm (UTC)As a former opera singer and current opera buff (points to username), I'm loving this and all the hilarity and detail :D
thank you, bb!!
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Date: 2013-03-02 04:13 am (UTC)