There once was a bushel of peas And a Jared upon his knees But the lumbering fellow Was always too mellow 'could not suck enough to please
Along came a farmer named Jensen Whose ears were mighty perplexin' His dick was quite sad For he had made quite mad His wife (who was quite the vixen.)
Jensen's ears heard a pitiful 'Why?' As he passed the bushel of peas by A tiny, little look Was all that it took To be shocked by he sight he did spy
There sat the Jared forlorn Scowling at peas with scorn They were shiny with spit Yet their shells were not split Despite the sucking they had borne.
Despite his ears that were flappy Jensen knew how to make a man happy He whipped out his dick (It was stiff as a stick) And instructed Jared in a manner most sappy
To Jensen's cottage they both did roam (After pounding each other against the loam) Danneel was quite sassy And despite him being gassy Jared found himself with a new home.
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Date: 2014-01-16 11:37 pm (UTC)That is all
I'm a sekrit Anon! Who does anon thugs!
(Okay, so I'm on my phone and too lazy to log in.)
Peas rule!
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Date: 2014-01-17 03:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-01-18 12:48 am (UTC)And a Jared upon his knees
But the lumbering fellow
Was always too mellow
'could not suck enough to please
Along came a farmer named Jensen
Whose ears were mighty perplexin'
His dick was quite sad
For he had made quite mad
His wife (who was quite the vixen.)
Jensen's ears heard a pitiful 'Why?'
As he passed the bushel of peas by
A tiny, little look
Was all that it took
To be shocked by he sight he did spy
There sat the Jared forlorn
Scowling at peas with scorn
They were shiny with spit
Yet their shells were not split
Despite the sucking they had borne.
Despite his ears that were flappy
Jensen knew how to make a man happy
He whipped out his dick
(It was stiff as a stick)
And instructed Jared in a manner most sappy
To Jensen's cottage they both did roam
(After pounding each other against the loam)
Danneel was quite sassy
And despite him being gassy
Jared found himself with a new home.
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Date: 2014-01-16 11:47 pm (UTC)But Abaddon . . . *_* World's angriest ginger . . . One more thing, is it me or did Jensen look really good. Like, he slept well or something.
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Date: 2014-01-17 01:32 am (UTC)She was what saved the episode for me.
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Date: 2014-01-18 10:10 am (UTC)Snagging a few and will credit if use!
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