Wow. Like. That is class there. In a non-fandom post even.
And yes, I can see you dripping with envy for the perfectness of Misha. It is very clear.
I kid you not clumsy sex and condoms are evil!:
"The first chapter was great. I was just WAITING for the fuck up to come (like it always does. In EVERY story) sure enough, it did. I don't even know where to start so i'll go with my main ones. Clumbsy sex? pointless and annoying. Doesn't make the story any better. And mating with a condom? seriously? stupidest thing i've ever read. I don't even know why I bother reading fanfics anymore. All it does is piss me off, because not ONE author can write a story without messing it up in one way or another. I have a LIST!!! a fucking list of them. You are number 199. I'm sure i'll find 200 in the next hour. I stopped reading Sterek, Destiel, and like 10 other pairing because people keep fucking it up. I'm a fraction of a second away from giving up on J2 aswell."
Lmaooooooo. Well, first of all, their entire comment is invalid because they used the terrible portmanteau that is "Destiel". I mean, really, person of awful taste.
I really want to know who 198 is. And 75. And 32. And #1, quite frankly, because that person must have had no sex at all, much less clumsy condom-ed sex.
You should do what Kat and I did to the Misha comments--make mocking macros!
One of the most hilarious things is that she's bitching about Species Interaction which I think is my best reviewed fic. Not saying there aren't flaws in it, but Lord knows that I've written far, far worse.
(You know, like vibrating dragon penii or tentacle sex or Blue Whale/Sperm Whale blow jobs.)
Clearly, though, #1 was a Gen piece. Or possibly a *Gasp* FTB scene where the butt sexxing was merely implied.
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Date: 2013-03-05 04:15 am (UTC)And yes, I can see you dripping with envy for the perfectness of Misha. It is very clear.
I kid you not clumsy sex and condoms are evil!:
"The first chapter was great. I was just WAITING for the fuck up to come (like it always does. In EVERY story) sure enough, it did. I don't even know where to start so i'll go with my main ones. Clumbsy sex? pointless and annoying. Doesn't make the story any better. And mating with a condom? seriously? stupidest thing i've ever read. I don't even know why I bother reading fanfics anymore. All it does is piss me off, because not ONE author can write a story without messing it up in one way or another. I have a LIST!!! a fucking list of them. You are number 199. I'm sure i'll find 200 in the next hour. I stopped reading Sterek, Destiel, and like 10 other pairing because people keep fucking it up. I'm a fraction of a second away from giving up on J2 aswell."
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Date: 2013-03-05 04:19 am (UTC)I really want to know who 198 is. And 75. And 32. And #1, quite frankly, because that person must have had no sex at all, much less clumsy condom-ed sex.
You should do what Kat and I did to the Misha comments--make mocking macros!
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Date: 2013-03-05 04:29 am (UTC)Although - Is clumbsy sex when you have clumsy sex with your thumbs?
I really want the list as well. But I had the feeling she wasn't going to give it to me if I asked.
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Date: 2013-03-05 04:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-03-05 04:49 am (UTC)One of the most hilarious things is that she's bitching about Species Interaction which I think is my best reviewed fic. Not saying there aren't flaws in it, but Lord knows that I've written far, far worse.
(You know, like vibrating dragon penii or tentacle sex or Blue Whale/Sperm Whale blow jobs.)
Clearly, though, #1 was a Gen piece. Or possibly a *Gasp* FTB scene where the butt sexxing was merely implied.
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Date: 2013-03-05 04:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-03-05 05:02 am (UTC)