SPN 8.16 Recap

[tebtosca]

My totally-just-an-excuse-for-gifs recap of 8.16 up now at The Home Planet!

HERE

Comments

[spnmonster.livejournal.com]

Adorable as always! I couldn't believe they took the randoms of the week back to the top secret batcave, bunker, Fortress of Solitude, whateva ... silly boys.

The Jason Bourne comment was good. I liked Hayley' Oliver not so much. Loved the body getting up and walking away while the boys were arguing. I liked Dean's prayer, and your comment. Not that Dean doesn't care about Cas, but when it comes down to it ...

I like the balance the boys have established. Dean is worried about Sam and let's him know without pushing, which would undermine the 'trust' he has in him to do the trials. Sam knows Dean is worried but won't admit there's anything wrong because he doesn't want Dean to do the trials. We'll see how long that lasts.

[morrezela.livejournal.com]

"he goes right for what he knows will hook the pervs:"

Excuse You. I prefer the term "Enlightened Individual." Failing that: "Eclectic Author of Non-Traditional Sexual Practices."

Also? I haven't had stuff up on AO3 for 24 hours, and I already have my first message telling me how I'm a horrible, horrible author that is ruining fic. because I wrote clumsy sex. Fandom is freaking cranky lately.

[counteragent.livejournal.com]

GOD THIS EP WAS BORING.

Also, it was filmed almost entirely on sound stages, and relatively snooze-worthy ones at that. Does that happen to every show that's run this long? The budget just doesn't stretch enough with everyone getting raises for 8 years, so every third ep is sound stage only? I've never watched anything longer than 5 years...

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

I'm just so wary of Carver that I can't bring myself to be excited about anything lol. I thought he was going somewhere good and he backtracked like WHOA in the next episode, so NO BIG lol

thanks for reading, bb <33

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

I think you are a horrible, horrible author because you don't write enough about dragon penii. There should be dragon penii in all of your fics, by decree

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

I swear to you that I forgot what episode I was supposed to be recapping, and actually had to go to superwiki to look it up haha

[morrezela.livejournal.com]

Adding Dragon Penii makes fic 1000000% better instantly!

I was 'this' close to telling them that I'm sorry that 199 authors (their number, not mine) have conspired to ruin fanfic for them, but I was sure there was a store down the road that sold real books for real money and might even have crackers and cheese to go with their whine.

Then I decided they weren't worth my pithy and just deleted their comment.

I'm saving the emailed comment though - so I remember the User ID.

I'm bad that way.

Possibly I need more dragon penii.

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

LMAO at least they didn't yell at you for not appreciating Misha's awesomeness and making him THE PRESIDENT in all your fics like I've gotten. That's almost as embarrassing as dragon penii, frankly

[morrezela.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised I haven't yet. But now that I know what to expect?

I'll tell them that he WAS the president, but he got impeached.

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

it's still the best comment I've ever received (http://tebtosca.livejournal.com/67190.html?thread=1244022#t1244022), made better by the fact that it was left in the post about my niece being born lol!

[morrezela.livejournal.com]

Wow. Like. That is class there. In a non-fandom post even.

And yes, I can see you dripping with envy for the perfectness of Misha. It is very clear.

I kid you not clumsy sex and condoms are evil!:

"The first chapter was great. I was just WAITING for the fuck up to come (like it always does. In EVERY story) sure enough, it did. I don't even know where to start so i'll go with my main ones. Clumbsy sex? pointless and annoying. Doesn't make the story any better. And mating with a condom? seriously? stupidest thing i've ever read. I don't even know why I bother reading fanfics anymore. All it does is piss me off, because not ONE author can write a story without messing it up in one way or another. I have a LIST!!! a fucking list of them. You are number 199. I'm sure i'll find 200 in the next hour. I stopped reading Sterek, Destiel, and like 10 other pairing because people keep fucking it up. I'm a fraction of a second away from giving up on J2 aswell."

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

Lmaooooooo. Well, first of all, their entire comment is invalid because they used the terrible portmanteau that is "Destiel". I mean, really, person of awful taste.

I really want to know who 198 is. And 75. And 32. And #1, quite frankly, because that person must have had no sex at all, much less clumsy condom-ed sex.

You should do what Kat and I did to the Misha comments--make mocking macros!

[morrezela.livejournal.com]

ETA: I'm now imagining a pregnant Misha doing Octomom's stripping routine...

[morrezela.livejournal.com]

OMG! I really should.

Although - Is clumbsy sex when you have clumsy sex with your thumbs?

I really want the list as well. But I had the feeling she wasn't going to give it to me if I asked.

[tebtosca.livejournal.com]

Is it bad that I hope I'm on the list?? Or at the very least, I'm hoping I'm 200. I want to be on a terrible author list with the likes of you lol

[morrezela.livejournal.com]

I think 200 would be a place of honor.

One of the most hilarious things is that she's bitching about Species Interaction which I think is my best reviewed fic. Not saying there aren't flaws in it, but Lord knows that I've written far, far worse.

(You know, like vibrating dragon penii or tentacle sex or Blue Whale/Sperm Whale blow jobs.)

Clearly, though, #1 was a Gen piece. Or possibly a *Gasp* FTB scene where the butt sexxing was merely implied.

[counteragent.livejournal.com]

wow, that comment. holy moly. she has a fucking list of them.

[morrezela.livejournal.com]

Because when I dislike a fic, I take the time to make a list instead of hitting the back button! :)

[sonofabiscuit77.livejournal.com]

Huh, so I totally forgot that this episode happened until I checked my flist and this post popped up.

I'm struggling to find anything else to say about it, ummm, I really liked Dean's red shirt and it amused me that the first time we actually see Dean try to contact Castiel in 6 episodes it's basically all about SAAAAAAAAAM ;-)

Your recap was excellent as always, I love the gif commentary <3

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