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My totally-just-an-excuse-for-gifs recap of 8.16 up now at The Home Planet!

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Date: 2013-03-05 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morrezela.livejournal.com
Adding Dragon Penii makes fic 1000000% better instantly!

I was 'this' close to telling them that I'm sorry that 199 authors (their number, not mine) have conspired to ruin fanfic for them, but I was sure there was a store down the road that sold real books for real money and might even have crackers and cheese to go with their whine.

Then I decided they weren't worth my pithy and just deleted their comment.

I'm saving the emailed comment though - so I remember the User ID.

I'm bad that way.

Possibly I need more dragon penii.

Date: 2013-03-05 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com
LMAO at least they didn't yell at you for not appreciating Misha's awesomeness and making him THE PRESIDENT in all your fics like I've gotten. That's almost as embarrassing as dragon penii, frankly

Date: 2013-03-05 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morrezela.livejournal.com
I'm surprised I haven't yet. But now that I know what to expect?

I'll tell them that he WAS the president, but he got impeached.

Date: 2013-03-05 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com
it's still the best comment I've ever received (http://tebtosca.livejournal.com/67190.html?thread=1244022#t1244022), made better by the fact that it was left in the post about my niece being born lol!

Date: 2013-03-05 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morrezela.livejournal.com
Wow. Like. That is class there. In a non-fandom post even.

And yes, I can see you dripping with envy for the perfectness of Misha. It is very clear.

I kid you not clumsy sex and condoms are evil!:

"The first chapter was great. I was just WAITING for the fuck up to come (like it always does. In EVERY story) sure enough, it did. I don't even know where to start so i'll go with my main ones. Clumbsy sex? pointless and annoying. Doesn't make the story any better. And mating with a condom? seriously? stupidest thing i've ever read. I don't even know why I bother reading fanfics anymore. All it does is piss me off, because not ONE author can write a story without messing it up in one way or another. I have a LIST!!! a fucking list of them. You are number 199. I'm sure i'll find 200 in the next hour. I stopped reading Sterek, Destiel, and like 10 other pairing because people keep fucking it up. I'm a fraction of a second away from giving up on J2 aswell."

Date: 2013-03-05 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com
Lmaooooooo. Well, first of all, their entire comment is invalid because they used the terrible portmanteau that is "Destiel". I mean, really, person of awful taste.

I really want to know who 198 is. And 75. And 32. And #1, quite frankly, because that person must have had no sex at all, much less clumsy condom-ed sex.

You should do what Kat and I did to the Misha comments--make mocking macros!

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Date: 2013-03-05 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morrezela.livejournal.com
OMG! I really should.

Although - Is clumbsy sex when you have clumsy sex with your thumbs?

I really want the list as well. But I had the feeling she wasn't going to give it to me if I asked.

Date: 2013-03-05 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com
Is it bad that I hope I'm on the list?? Or at the very least, I'm hoping I'm 200. I want to be on a terrible author list with the likes of you lol

Date: 2013-03-05 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morrezela.livejournal.com
I think 200 would be a place of honor.

One of the most hilarious things is that she's bitching about Species Interaction which I think is my best reviewed fic. Not saying there aren't flaws in it, but Lord knows that I've written far, far worse.

(You know, like vibrating dragon penii or tentacle sex or Blue Whale/Sperm Whale blow jobs.)

Clearly, though, #1 was a Gen piece. Or possibly a *Gasp* FTB scene where the butt sexxing was merely implied.

Date: 2013-03-05 04:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] counteragent.livejournal.com
wow, that comment. holy moly. she has a fucking list of them.

Date: 2013-03-05 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morrezela.livejournal.com
Because when I dislike a fic, I take the time to make a list instead of hitting the back button! :)

Date: 2013-03-05 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morrezela.livejournal.com
ETA: I'm now imagining a pregnant Misha doing Octomom's stripping routine...

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